Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

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What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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What is a Ghosts' favorite type of party?

A BOOkake party!

How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

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What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"