They both came in a little behind.
The coming of the Lord.
Me: I didn't see you coming!
A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.
WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.
They both started out black and blue then became white and golden
Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson
They go back four seconds.
The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.
Because bad news travels fast!
A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
