What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

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What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?

Michael Jackson!

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What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

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What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.