What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

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What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

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What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change"

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Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.