What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

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What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

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What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

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How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

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What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.