What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ?

Anderson and daughter came too !

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

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Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue