What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!