What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she