Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

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Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono