How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

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What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

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How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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How many old-timey gangsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We ain't sayin' nuthin'.

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

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What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him