Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.