Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !