Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

What does Che Guevara call his house?

Chez Guevara

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.