What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.

What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

he was snowden