How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?

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How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.