How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.

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What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

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How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1... or 2 Or 1 Or 2

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.