Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

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What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

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Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

What do you call a Russian man with three testicles?

Mr. Whodyounickabollockov