Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

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Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.