Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!