Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.