Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

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How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

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What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

Who was the funniest Communist?

Roflmao

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Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.