What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What is an Italian with Alzheimer's favorite espresso drink?

Affogato!

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers