What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A berry bubbly bunny.

Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

To get to the other Sayid.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob