What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?

A spaghetto

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.