Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
It made him wed his plants!
Bernie.
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
He needed the dough.
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.
A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.
Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.
Where's the evidence
A boomerang
A stick. I'll see myself out now.