Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

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What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

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How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.