What unit of measurement did the ancien...

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite sport?

It used to be cross country but now it's rock climbing.

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Unit Jokes More Unit Jokes

What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

Demeter Jokes More Demeter Jokes

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Ancient Greek Jokes More Ancient Greek Jokes

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Crop Jokes More Crop Jokes

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Measurement Jokes More Measurement Jokes

What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.