What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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Moogabytes

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What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

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How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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Pounds

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.