Unit Jokes

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM ( Revolutions Per Minute )

Curious United

Unit Jokes

What is the unit of power?

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

What's a life without units?

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

What is the unit of energy?

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

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