Unit Jokes

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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Elect Jokes More Elect Jokes

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

Advantage Jokes More Advantage Jokes

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

What's an advantage of being Swiss?

The flag is a big plus.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

Shorten Jokes More Shorten Jokes

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Woman President Jokes More Woman President Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"