Unit Jokes

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What number is the oddest prime number?

2 Source: My discrete professor

What does the number 3 have in common with a Tumbler user?

They both can't even.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan?

Make America 8 again

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

Bb Jokes More Bb Jokes

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

A: "We're gonna have a BB!"

Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8