Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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What do you call a dog with iron balls?

Sparky.

What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

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Whats 10 inches?

What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

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What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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What are facts about canines we must believe?

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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