Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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