Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

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What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

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Whats the most common day to get sick on?

Achoosday

Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.

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Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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