Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What's the difference between you and an egg?

The egg actually gets laid!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a really famous corn?

Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars

Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign?

Sad terrorist

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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What are facts about canines we must believe?

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