What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What is the difference between an american and a canadian?

69 cents.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

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Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

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What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence?

I don't know and I don't care.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.