What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong