Nothing if you're a gorilla.
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I don't know and I don't care.
Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building
Tosses them off.
He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
A: Because it was dead.
They are always party fowls.
If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.
All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.
It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.
None, we just swap out your whole house
Who knows, they never get the house.
