Negligence Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence?

I don't know and I don't care.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?

A: Because it was dead.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What's a poker player's favorite sitcom?

Full House.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?

I don't know I wasn't invited !

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds