What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

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What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

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What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)