What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

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What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

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How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

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What are instructions?

Correct."

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions