What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

Why wasn't I able to see the instruction manual?

Because the instructions were clear.

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)