She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
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It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.
Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
Correct."
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
Because the instructions were clear.
Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.
It was for the grater good.
FeO
Yes++
A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.
De-calfinated!
i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table
A bodybag
Elon Musk
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
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Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
He was always Stalin in his manual!
That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions
Probable Cosby
Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.
