What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

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What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

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A milkshake.

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A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!