What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

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Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?

Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.