What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

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What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard?

A neigh-maker

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

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What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.