How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

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What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

What are a redneck's last two words before dying ?

WATCH THIS !

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

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What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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What is the singular form of binoculars?

telescope

Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.