How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

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Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

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What breaks when u give it to a toddler?

Her hips

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

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Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

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How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

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What is the singular form of binoculars?

telescope

Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.