How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

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Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

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I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

Poor Man Jokes More Poor Man Jokes

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

Binocular Jokes More Binocular Jokes

Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.