I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

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Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.