Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

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What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

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How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.