Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

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How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

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Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

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Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.