How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

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What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

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What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

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How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.