What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

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How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

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How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

What do you call a fast food joint that caters specifically to muslims?

Allahuh Snackbar

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What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.