What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

Timer Jokes More Timer Jokes

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.