What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

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What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

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The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

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A Microwave.

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One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

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How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.