What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

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What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.