What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

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Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

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What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite place to visit?

http://www.wikifeet.com/

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.