What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

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How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

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What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada?

Yukon do it!

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Why did people make white chocolate?

So black kids could get dirty faces too.

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.