Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

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What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

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What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.