Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

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What a plates scared off?

Ebowla.

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

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What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11