What was your worst day?

When I had diarrhea.

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How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

What was your worst day?

When I had diarrhea.

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge