She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette
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When I had diarrhea.
Mack-a-Dameon.
Grgggll
When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.
He didn't look in both directions before crossing.
My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.
He has a cigarette!
You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.
Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.
The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!
Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)
A lawsuit in a pantsuit.
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.
King's Crustacean.
The ruler.
