What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.