What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

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Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why are me and my friends so nosey?

Because we're pry mates.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.