Aids Jokes

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

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What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

What's the best thing about AIDS?

You're always positive

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

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How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

What's worse than AIDS?

Beads.

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By using his Magic Johnson.

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He only Phelps himself.

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A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Why are girls always cold?

Because of their cold black hearts.

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100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

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Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn