What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?

A consonant.

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space?

NASA.

How do you call a black man in space?

Nasa first called it Albert

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

What do you call a Five Guys restaurant in Africa?

3 Guys

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Ace Jokes More Ace Jokes

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.