What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

Why is Africa hot?

Because of dat Djibouti.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

What's the best thing about AIDS?

You're always positive

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

Ace Jokes More Ace Jokes

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.