How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.