How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?

The tiger lily !

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"