What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What happened to the cold jellyfish ?

It set !

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

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What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.