What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats