What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

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What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/