What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

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What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.