Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

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When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.