Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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Why did you charge me a group rate?

Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.

When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

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What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

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Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...