Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Energizer Bunny Jokes More Energizer Bunny Jokes

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.