Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

Circuit Jokes More Circuit Jokes

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.