Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Circuit Jokes More Circuit Jokes

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!