How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

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What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.