How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.