What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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Why wasn't meek mills phone working?

Because it wasn't "charged up"

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

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What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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What is the primary job of an alligator?

make allegations

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

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What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli