Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.