Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden