Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)