What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

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What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

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What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

What do you call a PED for bears?

Polaroids.