What's the difference between a black person and a monkey?

Nothing

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

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Why is it called the "color TV"?

Because it was invented by a black person!

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor