Neighbor
Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."
He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.
The Post Office
Life.
Because his peg leg made him go 'R'
They're not infallible
Post office.
A Punjab.
Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor
A coconut!
Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.
You put his welfare checks in his work boots.
Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...