Neighbor
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"
This is the end.
Cloning.
A rho-man
Because his peg leg made him go 'R'
A Preppysition
and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."
Neighour
Neighbor.
A Doctor you racist!
Guilty.
According to my neighbor it's 458 times.
Ukraine your neck.